What Happens In Vegas Doesn’t Always Stay In Vegas!

Question: Judge, I took a trip to Las Vegas and ended up married to a woman that I hardly know! We both live in different states, how can I get out of this mess?

The Judge’s Answer: You may qualify for an annulment if you lacked the capacity to enter into the marriage. For example, you may qualify if you were mentally incompetent, under age, or intoxicated at the time of the marriage.